Masti Ki Pathshala...

Girls before going to Party -
Facial
Bleach
Waxing
Hair
... curlin/pressing
Threading Tonin
Scrubbing
Moisturisin done & puts on Lipstick
Lipgloss
Lipliner
Perfume
Body toner
Body lotion Eye liner
Eye shadow
Eye maskara
Foundation
Face powder
Rings Bracelets
Neckless
Nail paint
Nail shadow
and
Says- "Yaar, jald baazi me kuch kia hi ni,
aise hi uth kar aa gae.... :p:p

Guys before goin to Party ask-
"bhai tu naha ke aaega kya?"
"Chal saale!! Tere baap ki shaadi hai kya chu#*#
*:p=)